So the wife and I were watching the news this morning and we watched a story about how Mr Polanski is on bail and under house arrest in his swiss chalet...

Our question how do we get put on house arrest in a swiss chalet?

It is outrageous that because he is credited with being a talented filmmaker people think this means he should get off.

You know I am a really good computer nerd how much can I get away with for that? probably not rape of a minor but maybe I can get a pass on say a strong arm robbery?

PHOOEY!

(This space is reserved for the swear words runnning through my head!)